Thursday, March 26, 2009
I'm a Keyword
If you blog and you do NOT have at least one form of tracking device so that you can
(Not that I would have THREE stats counters on my one little blog...)
You can find all sorts of useful information from stats counters. Like where your visitors are coming from and which pages they are looking at and which of your pictures they have downloaded and their ISP addresses. All sorts of useful stuff!
And I was checking out my Analytics this morning and decided to look at the keywords that have managed to get people to my little world. Some of them were kind of self explanatory, like "a peek at karens world" was obviously someone trying desperately to find me. Whoever you are, I'm glad you're here.
And then there are others that make me scratch my head and wonder how that search term ever landed them here. For instance:
up karen sides
I don't even know what this means, and I'm not entirely sure I want to. But I googled it anyway and didn't see anything resembling my blog. So I have no idea who found me this way, but I hope they found what they were looking for.
paintball referee
I went paintballing once last year with some friends and had a blast. It is some serious fun and you get to shoot people. What better way to spend a Saturday afternoon than blasting your friends in the head and getting welts the size of golf balls on your arm? I definitely want to go again. But I don't think ANYONE wants me referreeing (and no, I have no idea if I spelled that right).
funky furnell/furnell chatman/What happened to Furnell Chatman?
I was stunned when I started getting a large amount of traffic on my site from people looking for Furnell Chatman. And then I found out he retired. I would like to think he retired because he realized the error of his dishonest reporter ways (although I really have gotten over that!), but in reality, he retired because he had been in the business for 40 years. He now lives in Louisiana. And I can't help but wonder if he's the person from Baton Rouge that has been popping up on my site lately. Is Furnell Chatman blog stalking me...?
Como Trip checked into hotel
I don't know who Como Trip is, but I'm glad he checked into a hotel. Seriously. I really don't get this one either. I was thinking maybe it's code for something. Which celebs recently checked into rehab? And what does that have to do with me, huh, Google?
Karen Pitt's Facebook
My name is Karen and I do have a Facebook. But Brad's still with Angelina and he certainly hasn't proposed, so that's not me. Sorry. And why is someone googling a Facebook page anyway? Shouldn't you be searching Facebook?
nbc4 Biggest Loser who went home last night?
If I watched Biggest Loser, I might be able to help you. And since I'm positive I haven't talked about the show on my blog, I'm pretty sure Google is saying that I am a big loser. Thanks. A lot.
Patrick Wilson naked
This is NOT that kind of blog! However, if you do want to see Patrick Wilson naked, I'd suggest watching Angels in America, Little Children or Watchmen. I mean...not that I have ever watched a movie where Patrick Wilson was naked...I'm just guessing that there might be a scene or two...
and finally...
Karen Movie
Yes, everyone, it's true. Following in the footsteps of Lizzie Maguire, the Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana, there will soon be a Karen Movie arriving at a theater near you! I'm sure it's going to be the first smash hit blockbuster since Return of the King to win Best Picture. But don't worry! I won't forget you when I'm blogging from my resort/mansion in Hawaii!
Well that was a lot of fun! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to run to the Staff bathroom and cry over the fact that Google called me a loser!
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I get a lot of nudity hits. Not really surprising, I guess.
ReplyDeleteKristina: What are you wearing under that Snuggie??
ReplyDeleteI have considered checking out who is reading my blog and how they are getting there, but I am 99% sure that I am at my max on internet addictions. Just sayin.
ReplyDeleteQuestion... I have Sitemeter and Google Analytics. I prefer Sitemeter, but don't pay for the premium service? Do you have it? Do you recommend?
ReplyDeletewell I'm not shy....I'm going to watch "watchman" show me the money shots baby!
ReplyDeletelol
i just started using statcounter myself - good stuff. Amazingly, no one has found my blog searching for nudity though...
ReplyDeleteGina: I keep it in check by only looking at it once a week or so...or so...or so I'll admit to...
ReplyDeletehotpants: I'm too cheap to pay for premium service. I just use the free stuff. Statcounter gives you the stats for the most recent 500 visitors. I haven't hit the limit on Analytics yet, though, and I use the free one on that too.
funky bag freak: You want money shots? There's a beach scene in Angels in America that you would probably enjoy. :-) Or...at least...that's what I've heard.
MDP: That's just shocking! No one searching for naked politicians, eh?
Hey - regarding the Biggest Loser...there was a girl on the show last season that looks A LOT like you. She reminded me of you the whole time. Maybe someone thought the same. She wasn't the biggest loser, so you aren't either...ha ha
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for posting this! I've often wondered how to do it, but have been too lazy to research it and figure out how!
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