Thursday, December 17, 2009

A Christmas Dinner I Wish I Could Forget

I suppose I could figure out a way to turn this Recipe for a Disastrous Christmas into a post that counts for Stephanie's Group Blog Christmas Recipe Swap...but that's probably pushing it.

Recipes are the theme for today, but I don't really have any to share since I'm at work and they're at home.

But I do have a food-related story for you anyway.

It was the Christmas of 1993.

My mom's brother in Virginia called to invite us to meet them in Las Vegas. He and his wife were celebrating 20 years or so of marriage and wanted to renew their vows in the Romance Capitol of...well, anyway, they decided to renew their vows in a small ceremony at the Excalibur Hotel and Casino on the Strip.

My mom really didn't want to go. We didn't have extra money for stuff like a Vegas hotel room during the holidays. My other uncle couldn't afford it either. But, my grandparents begged my mom to make the trip, so off we went.

We stayed in a room next door to Grandma and Grandpa at the Comfort Inn while the renewlyweds and my cousins stayed in a fancy room at the Excalibur.

(And by "fancy" I mean "there was enough room to walk around both beds." There was also a couch.)

The service was on Christmas Eve in a chapel big enough to hold 200+ guests. There were 13 of us when Uncle #2 and his wife and two kids finally showed up, late.)

After vows were renewed, we had a fancy Prime Rib dinner in some restaurant in the hotel.

(And by "fancy" I mean "none of us ended up getting food poisoning.")

That was Christmas Eve.

We roamed the streets of Vegas for a couple of hours before finally trudging off to our hotel.

(Which was not a great place to be staying. But, it could have been worse.)

Christmas morning found us back in the "fancy" room at the Excalibur. I remember gathering for a family photo. I honestly couldn't tell you if gifts were exchanged or not. I know my mom was smart and left most of our stuff at home so that we wouldn't have to lug around a bunch of things we couldn't use until we were back in our own house anyway.

And then it was time for Christmas dinner.

Since my aunt and uncle had planned the trip, we had stupidly assumed considered that they might have made the arrangements for Christmas dinner as well.

Not so much, no.

There we were. Christmas day. No reservations anywhere. A party of 13.

Our group wandered down the road to Caesar's Palace, because my aunt just LOVES Caesar's Palace, and they have a mall. Which must have lots of great options, right?

Well, they do. I'm not sure what they had back in 1992, but today they've got Spago, some Italian place, a steakhouse or two and even a Cheesecake Factory.

We waited in the hotel lobby while my uncles took off to see what they could find. I sat and listened to my 14-year-old cousin talk about alcoholic binges while my mom tried to avoid conversation with my aunts by pretending to be deeply interested in her shoelace. I think my brother fell asleep.

The Uncles returned and announced they had found a great place to dine. A place that had seats available and could take us right away.

And that's how we ended up eating Christmas dinner at a Mexican takeout restaurant in a mall food court in the middle of Las Vegas.

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22 comments:

  1. glad you lived to tell this tale of xmas/wedded bliss! bravo!

    one question...flower or corn tortillas? haha!
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  2. That is just sad. It's like Ralphie's family discovering Chinese Turkey.

    And The Excalibur? Ick.

    At least, with a few tweaks you could turn this into a "how I can totally relate to Mary and Joseph" object lesson.

    See? Even a Vegas Christmas has a silver lining (although if you scratch it, you discover it's just tin...)
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  3. The important thing is, you got a great story out of it.
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  4. Hi Karen, thanks for stopping by and commenting on my blog! Love this story! Feliz Navidad, huh?
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  5. We once ate Christmas dinner at a place similar to The Waffle House, but worst.

    And in fact, not only did we eat at Golden Corral for Thanksgiving this year, but we also went to that place for a late dinner. Love waffles at 9 PM.
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  6. Oh my heck. You have lived an interesting life. You should write a book! (pun intended!)
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  7. Gosh Karen, What a story! I guess it could have been worse. :-) What a memory!
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  8. Oh dear! That is quite a story! I can see why you would want to zap that little memory from your bank.

    I'm not a huge fan of Vegas no matter what time of year it is, but my mom has lived there for the past five years, so periodically I must go. Oh well, the shopping can be fun!
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  9. oooh! So sad, but makes for a great story. BTW love your Christmas Vacation quote today. clark Griswald rocks!
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  10. I love Vegas, but definitely not for Christmas.

    This did remind me of A Christmas Story and Chinese food for Christmas.
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  11. Well, at the very least you got a story out of it, lol.

    I have never been to Vegas, and it is one of the few places on the planet I have never found myself with any desire to visit.
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  12. It's funny how sometimes these trips sounds so glamorous until you get down to the real truth! Glad you didn't get food poisoning.
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  13. Oh to live your life. Sometimes I get jealous because your life cracks me up!
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  14. Well, I hope the clerks at least greeted you with a nice "Feliz Navidad" as they handed you your tacos. :-)
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  15. Well, one good thing did come out of it...an awesome blog post!!!
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  16. That doesn't sound like a really great way to spend Christmas. But at least it left a memory for you to share with us :)
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  17. Family fun! But I agree with Sherrie - you'll never forget it! Vegas doesn't strike me as a very Christmassy place.
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  18. You knew someone was going to say it . . . your post gives new meaning to "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas."
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  19. OMG, this could be a Seinfeld episode! Las Vegas is probably the last place I picture spending Christmas. I hope there won't be a repeat of this for their next big anniversary!
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  20. This is so funny!! Thanks for posting this and I agree...SEINFELD LOL!
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