Tuesday, April 13, 2010
The Perfect Husband
Yesterday, when I listed where I want to be in the next five years, I quite intentionally mentioned nothing about spouses or children.
That was because I hadn't yet seen this:
He's rich.
He's beautiful to look upon.
And who could argue that he's the sweetest husband in the WHOLE WORLD?
Seriously, I can't imagine anything more perfect than the Brownie Husband.
Let's just see how he matches up with my List of Totally Realistic Husband Requirements, shall we?
- Blue eyes. (Hey, I'm flexible.)
- Puts the seat down. (Pretty sure I wouldn't have to worry about that.)
- A good listener. (As far as I can tell, that's ALL he does!)
- Doesn't leave his stuff all over the place. (Hmmm...that remains to be seen...)
- Dedicated to making me happy ALL THE TIME. (Definitely. It's the sole purpose of his existence.)
- Willing to let me paint the bathroom pink. (Yes.)
- Always there when I need him, but not offended when I don't. (I could leave him on a shelf and I'd never hear him complain.)
- Gooey caramel center. (OMG! He really IS the man I've been looking for!!)
So for all of my single sister-friends out there, you might want to consider getting yourselves a Brownie Husband, too. Just make sure you stock up on milk.
This week's Confession Wednesday topic:
Tax-Day Confessions!
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The gooey caramel center is almost too gross. Almost.
ReplyDeleteVery funny! I wonder if my husband would mind me having another???
ReplyDeleteMy dad once bought me a boyfriend in a box. That was nice.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... I wonder if it'd be considered cheating if I got me one of these too:)
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI thought I had scored with my husband, but it wasn't until now I realized what was missing...the cooey caramel center.
ReplyDeleteThat video is hilarious, but kinda creep too.
ReplyDeleteCarmel gooey centers are the best!
"Just make sure you stock up on milk." You are too funny!!
ReplyDeleteThat was the funniest skit ever!
ReplyDeleteI want one of those.
ReplyDeleteHAHAH! I was Totally thinking of posting this when I saw it on SNL last week. I was DYING laughing. (and secretly want one) The very last scene in bed where the brownie husband was all mangled KILLED me. We should make a red velvet wife...Vajazzled with sprinkles!
ReplyDeleteI thought the Brownie Husband was awesome when I saw it on SNL... until the gooey caramel came out the news and then I urped and fell out of love.
ReplyDeleteI think awesome sums it up!
ReplyDeleteMy husband is not a very neat guy, but he's never made that much of a mess! I don't think I could take all of those crumbs in my bed.
ReplyDeleteHa ha. This is great. I just had a conversation with my father in which he told me I could marry a 75 year-old man. To which I naturally replied, I could, but I'm not going to. Of course, I should have told him I was going to get myself a Brownie Husband.
ReplyDeletetoo funny!
ReplyDeleteI think Brownie Man is just about genius.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite part was when the husband is referred to as "him/it."
ReplyDeleteI saw that too and decided he was perfect!!
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