Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Analytical
I share them with you, along with some snarky commentary. Enjoy.
"Jack Shepherd"
It makes me happy that 4 people have recently found my blog because of Jack Shepherd. It also reminds me of my favorite PostSecret from a few weeks ago:
"How is the office without Michael?"
I miss Michael, but the show is doing just fine without him. Robert California rocks.
"Why do spiders scare me?"
Because they're scary.
"Single Mormon men"
Can't help you. Sorry.
"3 Foot dolls for girls"
Just don't. Imagine you're 5 years old and this face is watching you sleep:
"Alex O'loughlin Hawaii 5-0"
yes, please.
"broke arm climbing wall"
I wasn't technically climbing at the time...
"cried watching royal wedding"
I did too, back in April when it happened. Why are you still thinking about this in October? It's time to move on.
"droid 2 perfect"
Hahahahahahahahaha! Yeah, I've been without a phone for a week and a half. Perfect isn't the word I'd use. Unless the whole sentence was "perfect piece of crap."
"female friend doesn't initiate any"
Any what?? I have to know!
"I am the ghost of Halloween past"
Eek! I knew my blog was haunted!
"I missed 63 emmys"
Well, it is an honor just to be nominated, right?
"I only 16 and i cant remember what i did yesterda"
I'm more concerned about the fact that you couldn't remember how to properly punctuate or finish this sentence.
"It's cool to be single"
Yes. Yes it is.
"Judy Greer no makeup"
Why would you want to see Judy Greer without makeup?
"Karen Peterson hypnosis"
That reminds me of a funny story. I'll have to tell you about it.
"Love Clive Owen"
How that landed you here, I have no idea since I hate Clive Owen.
"Mr Karen blog"
Wait. There's a Mr. Karen and I don't know about him?
"photos of super dog attacking a bad guy"
I don't know which is cooler. The fact that there's a super dog or the fact that there are photos of it. Either way, I'd love to see that.
"Pushing Daisies Pie Hole Pies"
Mention of Pushing Daisies still makes me sad, but you can find some really great recipes inspired by the show at this site.
"release the quacken"
Um...I don't think that's how it goes.
"Roommate Calendar"
I love my roommates, but I don't know if I need them on a calendar...
"shirtless men manual labor"
Now THIS would be appropriate calendar-fodder. And by "appropriate" I, of course, mean "delightfully INappropriate."
"short row 1 is stuck closed indiana jones"
Now, I don't want to besmirch the good name of one of my favorite places, but seriously, people. That ride is evil. Stay away.
"sorry to hear broken arm"
Yes, I was sorry to hear it too. That crunching sound will stay with me forever.
"the blind side story summary"
Okay, let's see...There's this boy from a really terrible neighborhood. He may or may not be homeless. A rich family brings him home to live with them and he ends up becoming a professional football player. The end.
"The Rules for Setting Friends Up"
They're more like guidelines, but you can find them here.
"The Bloggess Mormon"
I highly doubt it. Highly.
"Titanic sinking drawing"
Well...okay... Here goes:
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"What is so special about Mann's Chinese Theater?"
Are you being serious right now? Have you really never seen this:
"What the yellow light on dash of a car means"
It means everything's great. Keep driving. Nothing to see here.
"Who owns rights to TV Karen's World?"
I'm hoping I still do...
"Why would a LDS woman still be single at 50 with never having a boyfriend"
Maybe it's because underneath her clothes, her entire body is covered in scales*
(Bonus points if you can name that movie.)
"Will they ever finish Jericho?"
Since it was canceled 4 years ago, I'm gonna go with no...
That's about all for today. I have to go
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SERIOUSLY! NOBODY finds my blog through anything funny!! BOOO.
ReplyDeleteYou would think with my rampant use of farts and boogers that there would be something, but NOOOOO.
Also. I really do miss Lost way more than I should.
"What the yellow light on dash of a car means"
ReplyDeleteIt means everything's great. Keep driving. Nothing to see here." That one was my favorite. Lol, funny post!
A couple of things:
ReplyDeleteI DO NOT miss Lost more than I should, I miss it as much as I liked it when it was on. Which was a LOT.
3 foot dolls for girls? Umm scary!
Release the quacken? That made laugh so hard. But seriously, who are these people?
Who is this Mr. Karen? I must know!
I don't care if that picture of yours is copyrighted, I'm stealing it.
Crack me up! The scales all over the body quote is on the tip of my tongue. Ugh! I'll think of it later and cash in for points. :)
ReplyDeleteSo funny! My favorite has to be the one from the 16 year old that can't spell. Your drawing of the titanic is a close second though!
ReplyDeleteI never check my stats or searches anymore. It's probably been 18 months.
ReplyDeleteI just saw Clive Owen's latest movie, where he has just a mustache, and he plays a bad guy, and he was creepy. Boo.
YES! I love this.
ReplyDeleteI needed something funny this morning.
I took the morning off. And Im blog stalking again. Feels soooo good.
Also your titanic drawing is AWESOME.
♥ Celina
Please DO TELL all about the hypnosis... And, just what the heck is scary about Patty Paine Peterson. She has a reputation she doesn't deserve!
ReplyDeleteThose are great! The sinking Titanic made me laugh out loud.
ReplyDeleteBRIDGET JONES! The scales quote is from Bridget Jones. At that awful dinner party. But then Mark Darcy tells her he likes her just the way she is. And then we all melt. Siiiigh.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! LOVE your drawing of the Titanic! That's how I felt about watching the movie.
ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh so loud. It was one of the times I wanted to make Hubster come to the computer so that I could read it out loud to time. But then I quickly remembered that he hates that.
ReplyDeleteUgggg! Karen seriously?!? Dolls creep me out - was the picture for real necessary?!?
ReplyDeleteThose always make me wonder: what did you write about that people can find your blog through these searches!
ReplyDeleteDang it Kris! I wanted the bonus points for knowing it was Bridget Jones LOL!!! Oh, Karen you make me laugh, and I really, really needed a laugh. Your Titanic picture was my favorite. And the Mr. Karen. He's out there, I don't care what you say!
ReplyDeleteAlso, I just read your comment on Colleen's post about organic pumpkin lattes about wanting it without the coffee...I've heard people say the do that with cocoa! :)
ReplyDeleteNow I'm having some serious Lost anxieties. Why'd you have to remind me I miss it so much?! *wahhhh*
ReplyDeleteAnyway, moving on. A blog I used to write for a couple of years would get some pretty hilarious search hits too. The best though is that the all-time top search term to this day is still just "the pope." That dude gets searched A LOT.
hehehe! I keep meaning to do something like this but only remember after you've done it and then I don't want to copy you...like I sometimes do. However, imitation is a form of flattery
ReplyDeleteGreat post, Karen, I had a laugh.
ReplyDeleteIt's wonderful you can do all that and still go thrugh the whole NaNoMo thing. are you keeping up with the 1500 word per day target? Coz I find that seriously scary.
Hee hee hee.... my favorite part is that you put a copyright on your drawing of the Titanic sinking!
ReplyDeleteMaybe The Bloggess is Mormon but she's just going through a...ummmm.... sinful period????
So much choice and now an easy way to find it all...
ReplyDeleteThis post made me giggle...loved it!
ReplyDeleteIt reminds me that I haven't done a post like this in quite awhile. Doesn't it totally freak you out when someone specifically googles your name and the name of your blog? That happens quite a bit on my stats and it leaves me with a creepy feeling.
I hate Clive Owen, too!!!
Oh and I've been trying to find some new books to add to my Kindle (yeah, I caved and bought one) so I'm gonna look into Creep!! Any other books you've read lately that you really liked?
LOL! That was so much fun to read. It helps being LDS and knowing the cultural side of the church. Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! These are awesome.
ReplyDeleteBut wait, this is serious. You hate Clive Owen? I dunno, Karen... I don't think we can be bloggy friends anymore.
*sniff*
I kiiiiiiiiiiiid.
And that is one EFFED-UP SCARY DOLL FACE! GAH!