Thursday, December 20, 2012

To Do List in Case the World Ends Tomorrow - Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.

I don't buy into that whole end-of-the-world-because-some-Mayan-dude-got-bored-a-long-time-ago theory, but here's a list of things I should do today. You know, just in case.

  • Go see The Hobbit. In New Zealand.
  • Find Nemo at the Great Barrier Reef.
  • Return the library books I borrowed in 2003. It's a clear conscience thing.
  • Eat an entire tube of cookie dough as fast as I can. It's an Elf thing.
  • Tear the tags off my mattress.
  • Prank call the White House and pretend to be an alien plotting an invasion.
  • Cash out my bank accounts and go shopping. I'm greeting the apocalypse in style.
Okay, it's going to be a busy day. I better get going.

Hopefully, I'll see you all again tomorrow. But if not, well, it's been real.

You are awesome. And if you share this post, you'll be even awesomer!


  1. I like it, Karen. Don't get sick on the cookie dough. I think you should vlog the highlights of the accomplishments of your list if the world survives to entertain us. :)

  2. Tear the tags off the mattress - you rebel!

  3. I am going around nude everywhere today.

  4. Dude. If you prank call the white house, they are totally going to track your call and the FBI will be at your house within minutes. Then you will spend the last few hours of your life in some creepy and detained FBI prison. Just saying. Think that one through.

  5. If the world is ending, I'd savor the cookie dough. And that nude thing that Kristina's talking about sounds like fun. Yeah, I think I'll do that too.


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