Thursday, February 14, 2013
Dear Dove Chocolate,
Thank you for your messages. If only the Highway Patrol
took this as seriously as I did.
Dear Guy Who Cut Me Off on the Freeway this Morning,
I had a little message for you, but decided to keep it to myself.
And by "welcome" I mean "a jack ass."
Happy Freaking Valentine's Day.
Dear Tom Cruise,
Saw Top Gun in 3D last night. Still love you
after all these years.
Dear Ryan Gosling's Parents,
I love you all. So, so much.
You are awesome. And if you share this post, you'll be even awesomer!